Children's Nursery Rhymes

Jodie   22/May/2008, 23:35

Following an afternoon spent singing silly songs with my baby daughter, I thought I should post some of the lyrics here.  It is curious that we spend hours teaching our kids to talk properly and sensibly, yet encourage them to repeat rhymes that are, at best, inane and, at wors... [More]

Category: General

Following the Champions League Final...

Jodie   22/May/2008, 22:57

What a game!!  And I think it is fair to say that the best team won on the night - although penalty shoot-outs always seem a really disappointing end to a good game of football.  Whilst it was van der Sar who saved Anelka's penalty to secure Manchester's victory, other ... [More]

Category: Sports

Football: things to shout at the TV

Jodie   21/May/2008, 13:57

      In advance of the Champions League final in Russia between Manchester United and Chelsea, I thought you might need a few phrases to shout at the TV when you are getting into the mood of the game.  Here are a few to try out: That was nev... [More]

Category: Sports

The Blonde Criminal

Jodie   21/May/2008, 13:03

Three female criminals escaped from a prison.  One had dark hair, one had red hair and the third had blonde hair. They ran away across the country side for several hours and finally decided that they needed somewhere to hide.  Luckily, they came across a farm building, so they decided to... [More]

Category: Joke Box