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eibral
15/June/2008, 13:38
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, good morning. So, you ac...
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Hello! Hello! Hello!
eibral
26/May/2008, 16:11
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with. He says "hello hello hello" And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"
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Customer Care Service
eibral
22/May/2008, 01:35
Thank you for calling customer care service. This call may be recorded, so please feel free to sing along with our on-hold music.
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Searching for Larry
eibral
20/May/2008, 23:13
First i searched for Larry in Yahoo, then Google, Excite and infoeseek. Eventually i found him in the bathroom.
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The real Joe Schmoe
eibral
20/May/2008, 23:06
Joe was not a very ronmatic person , and futhuremore he was rather stupid.But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for anniversary dinner and watched the couples around, following their leads. He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wif...
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Well done
eibral
20/May/2008, 17:36
A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in to get his daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife, next the dog and finally the cat...
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