In advance of the Champions League final in Russia between Manchester United and Chelsea, I thought you might need a few phrases to shout at the TV when you are getting into the mood of the game.  Here are a few to try out:

• That was never off-side
• That was never a goal
• That was nev er a free kick
• The ref must be blind
• That was clearly a dive
• Where the hell was the ref?
• Look at that!  What a goal!
• Oh, please don't let there be penalties
• Look at Ronaldo's feet!  That's amazing!
• Is Rooney swearing at the ref again
• Send him off
• Off, off, off
• He wasn't going anywhere near the ball.  That's clearly a foul
• He's just skyed it!
• What kind of a shot was that?
• Why didn't he just pass the ball
• Oh come on.  Surely that was a corner
• Oh, don't substitute Lampard
• I can't believe it.  Manchester were the better team but the ref was on Chelsea's side
• Is the ref playing for United?
• Booooooooooooooooo
• Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
• Oh you beauty!
• They think it's all over.  It is now

And you thought girls hated football.  Come on you reds!!!